For one, it’s difficult for me to provide a completely objective review – this device is intended to evoke emotion and that’s exactly what Steve Jobs wants – you are *supposed* to fall in love with the iPad. Secondly, I do not own an iPhone nor an iPad – I’ve played with other people’s iPhones quite a bit and have not seen an iPad in person, yet. So, if you absolutely adore your iPhone, compare every other handheld device to it, and within 30 seconds declare that all other handhelds are bred of lesser mobile genes, sleep with it not just on the nightstand, but perhaps under the pillow, then you may wish to stop reading.. I have an opinion or two.

First and foremost, Apple is crazy brilliant at marketing. Everyone is iPad-caffeinated right now because deliveries have started and people now have these devices in their hands and flooding the twitterverse with their excitement – same has happened with each iPhone hardware and software release. There is love in the air, and Apple loves you for loving them. People do not do the same with ThinkPad hardware releases and Windows updates (unless MS breaks shit, which happens..)

There is a lot to love with the iPad! I don’t want to be a party-pooper, far from it – I want an iPad, too! The form factor is killer – this type of device will definitely change the way people interact with the web, social media, medical patient rounds, watch movies, etc. The physical hardware engineering – the beautiful touchscreen, the weight, the *feel* (yeah.. when I actually get to feel one), the applications – these type of devices *will* change the Internet world, so I would like one, too, please.

Will I buy one? Should you? That depends.

I probably won’t – not unless Apple comes out with a compelling Gen2 iPad.. Look around at some of the (non-iFanBoy) reviews in the last couple days: no camera (the chassis has the identical insert as iPhone’s camera CCD, so it will eventually get one), no multi-tasking, difficult data transfer, etc. For me to be compelled, at the very least, Apple needs to allow me to run more than one application at a time, if I would consider it anything more than a browsing toy. I think the #1 design failure of iPad was basing the OS off the iPhone OS, as opposed to a mobile port of OS-X, but I understand the business decision. The iPad is a fantastically gorgeous toy and if that’s your thing, it is something you should absolutely have! Go get one! Just don’t expect to do any actual work on it, unless your work is directly related to the social media arena – even then, I would almost guarantee that you will still do most of your *real* work on a laptop or desktop. After all, Apple doesn’t want to kill their laptop business, do they?

http://www.businessinsider.com/i-really-hate-what-apple-is-trying-to-do-with-the-ipad-2010-4

“If it can’t print what’s the point..?” – Can your iPhone print? Yeah, that’s what I thought. With the Gen1 iPad, you get essentially a neutered iPhone (it can’t make calls and no camera) with a big screen and a few extras like a very, very cool eReader and the potential to run iWork. You can absolutely work on documents, presentations, etc., but you can do that efficiently only if you do it the Apple way. If you have existing documents you wish to load up on the iPad, I understand from second-hand knowledge that it is rather difficult. Things will get better, and people will figure out how to do some work on the iPad (do you *work* on your iPhone?) – there will be some cool apps that make interesting use of the screen real estate, for sure, but..

The apps.. you really only get one choice of where to shop for your applications. And the iTunes App Store has full control over the extent of your freedoms. If you keep your entire music and video media collection in iTunes, and if you are fine with paying for almost every song and every piece of software you use (some are free), and if you either you don’t know anything about, nor understand, nor really care about software freedom, then by all means keep doing what you are doing – it is a system that really does work well. Apple does this very well – the Apple ecosystem is very functional, very pretty – even sexy, but you are bound to it by design. This ecosystem (and that’s really what it is – a technological island environment with a wonderful array of cohabitating hardwares and softwares that compliment one another – if you have the ability to build your own boat and can brave the waters, you can do some cool things outside of Apple Island) does not go well with my philosophy and beliefs in Open Source Software (google it, non-techies..) and the extreme idiocy of a great deal of software patents granted in the last 10-ish years. (sidenote: New Zealand is considering a patent reform bill that bans some forms of software patents)

http://computerworld.co.nz/news.nsf/news/thumbs-down-for-software-patents-in-nz

So where I am going with this.. buy an iPad, but don’t expect it to be something that it is not. You might want to wait until they come out with the next version – the iPhone 3G kicks the pants off the original.

I truly believe that this type of device is the perfect (although not yet perfected) device for non-technical users – I’m fairly convinced that my mom would learn to love it. You really don’t have to think much, once you figure it out; the UI and the UX are wonderful; the hardware/software island leads to little (I hope) in the way of trouble from trojans and other exploits.

As a good schizophrenic, yeah, I would love to have an iPad. I love computing devices and I could certainly find ways to use an iPad that suit it’s design very well and it would be fun. Most likely I would hack it – I’ll build my boat (using boat plans of more talented boat designers than I), see how far I can travel off the island, and wave back at the curious looks from the sheep on the beach.

I’d guess that more likely, if I decide to spend money on a keyboardless tablet, I will get something in the same form factor, but one that allows me to have the ability to use Open Source Software, one that allows me to run an email client *and* browse the web at the same time(!), and most definitely one that has a kick-ass SSH client (is there a good one for iPad?) – much of what I do is on remote servers, so SSH is an absolute must.

Update: I understand there are a couple really good SSH apps – this alone might be the “killer app” for me.

http://eu.techcrunch.com/2010/03/19/apple-ipad-how-about-a-little-german-innovation-instead/

I’m a bit of a nutcase when it comes to free software (free as in speech, not beer) – just ask my mom how fired up I get in conversations about technology.. I breath it. I tattooed it on myself. So take my words with a grain of salt, if you wish – these are only the opinions of a highly opinionated technology advocate.

Press and hold the ALT key. While holding down ALT, type ‘lglg‘ – that’s lowercase el-gee-el-gee. Start digging through the logs – there’s an option to enable INFO and DEBUG level logging, too

(I am seeing a good number of DNS failures upon attempts to retrieve messages and trying to send to valid addresses with strong signal, AT&T..)

Brilliant!

mshuler@kokopelli:~$ apt-cache policy
Package files:
 100 /var/lib/dpkg/status
     release a=now
 700 http://security.debian.org lenny/updates/non-free Packages
     release v=None,o=Debian,a=testing,l=Debian-Security,c=non-free
     origin security.debian.org
 700 http://security.debian.org lenny/updates/contrib Packages
     release v=None,o=Debian,a=testing,l=Debian-Security,c=contrib
     origin security.debian.org
 700 http://security.debian.org lenny/updates/main Packages
     release v=None,o=Debian,a=testing,l=Debian-Security,c=main
     origin security.debian.org
 700 http://ftp.us.debian.org lenny/non-free Packages
     release o=Debian,a=testing,l=Debian,c=non-free
     origin ftp.us.debian.org
 700 http://ftp.us.debian.org lenny/contrib Packages
     release o=Debian,a=testing,l=Debian,c=contrib
     origin ftp.us.debian.org
 700 http://ftp.us.debian.org lenny/main Packages
     release o=Debian,a=testing,l=Debian,c=main
     origin ftp.us.debian.org
Pinned packages:
mshuler@kokopelli:~$ sudo apt-get update -q2
mshuler@kokopelli:~$ apt-cache policy
Package files:
 100 /var/lib/dpkg/status
     release a=now
 900 http://security.debian.org lenny/updates/non-free Packages
     release v=5.0,o=Debian,a=stable,l=Debian-Security,c=non-free
     origin security.debian.org
 900 http://security.debian.org lenny/updates/contrib Packages
     release v=5.0,o=Debian,a=stable,l=Debian-Security,c=contrib
     origin security.debian.org
 900 http://security.debian.org lenny/updates/main Packages
     release v=5.0,o=Debian,a=stable,l=Debian-Security,c=main
     origin security.debian.org
 900 http://ftp.us.debian.org lenny/non-free Packages
     release v=5.0,o=Debian,a=stable,l=Debian,c=non-free
     origin ftp.us.debian.org
 900 http://ftp.us.debian.org lenny/contrib Packages
     release v=5.0,o=Debian,a=stable,l=Debian,c=contrib
     origin ftp.us.debian.org
 900 http://ftp.us.debian.org lenny/main Packages
     release v=5.0,o=Debian,a=stable,l=Debian,c=main
     origin ftp.us.debian.org
Pinned packages:
mshuler@kokopelli:~$

My result:

“At most one num_threads clause can appear on the directive”

From: “Using OpenMP – Portable Shared Memory Parallel Programming” by Barbara Chapman, Gabriele Jost, and Ruud van der Pas

Image credit: http://www.patrickmoberg.com/blog/id:420/november-4-2008

So after a rather boring 4 hour tour of the 3 cafes in the Ezeiza Airport, we were on our way to Mar Del Plata. I had sort of planned to sleep a bit, but really couldn’t do it, and the scenery in and south of Buenos Aires was extremely interesting. Right out of the airport, (it’s Saturday afternoon) every big tree in the little highway-side park grassy areas had a car or two pulled up and families having picnics – no real parks per se, but just pulled off in the grass wherever looks like a good spot for the lawn chairs.

In the city, the multitude of architectural influences was vast – from Roman looking cathedrals, neo-modernist add-ons to crumbling old industrial buildings (gorgeous sunset over flat ranch land, as I write..), vast numbers of housing project style apartment buildings, miles of urban brownstone-ish lower shop, upper apartment kinds of buildings, and surprisingly large numbers of both new construction, as well as never-finished skeletal remains of many different types of buildings that look as if someone had a good idea but never had the money to complete the building, so just left the frame. Interspersed with many older buildings are some very new and highly maintained government and coporate buildings with very tight looking security – bars, high fences, guards, etc. Quite the mix of old, new, never completed, being built, wildly different styles, and busy streets.

South of Buenos Aires the scenery changes to a drastically different picture of poverty. Anything and everything that might provide some kind of shelter for a few square feet is cobbled together in vast areas of shanty-looking extremely dense housing of utter peso-lessness. At first I thought, “This must be the poor part of town,” but this scene kept rolling on for miles and miles – seemingly more than the urban area we had already passed through.

The packed in shanty towns had many people out working on their homes, talking across fences – many were painted as best they could, orderly, some were not – in some places the only breaks in shack after shack were interspersed drainage ditches filled with refuse, maybe a grass area with pick up games of soccer, and in a few places I saw out of place flashes of small flocks of green-blue parrots picking at a spot on the side of the road. This depressed looking, seemingly endless visual of complete poverty was a really odd juxtaposition – the homes are what they are, and there are a huge number of them, but this was simply all these (huge number) of people have – nothing but what they can scrape up as best they can.

After a long while, the ranch land started to dominate the drive – and still does after hours on the bus. This is not Texas scrub ranch land, but a familiar Mid-West Ohio kind of cattle, sheep, and horse farm scene – huge acreages of completely flat treeless grassland, bordered by straight lines of large deciduous trees, and a little farm house somewhere out there.. Occasionally along the road are a few little clusters of modest houses, a business or two, or a big agribusiness storage or processing area of some sort – grain silos and such.

A quick 20 minute break at a gas station after about 3 hours of driving for a double shot of espresso, and we have about 2.5 more hours to go.. It’s dark now and not a single light in sight other than the other cars. Buenos noches.