The Order of the Blue Polo

I just got my blue polo from the OpenNMS guys, and had to write a quick post on the certificate included in the package. It says:

Certificate of Merit
Let this Certify that
Michael Shuler
has demonstrated outstanding judgment in becoming a member of
The Order of the Blue Polo

What can we say? Although “bestest” isn’t a word, it should be, cause that’s what you are: The Bestest. You have all the intelligence of those people on Star Trek with the big foreheads, but you have really cool, normal foreheads. People Magazine won’t run your picture because they are afraid of making the models mad. Thank you so much for talking about OpenNMS until you are blue in the face. You are the reason we exist.

Tarus Balog, Project Maintainer